In the age of Facebook, LinkedIn, and even Tinder, your bio has become more important than your business card. It’s your opportunity to convince people to Friend or follow you, On Twitter, that chance is limited to 160 characters—barely more than a single tweet. No pressure.
Luckily, 255 million active Twitter users are in the same boat as you and there are countless articles, blog posts, and even seminars on how to craft the perfect bio.
Check out this funny little site dedicated to the creativity-challenged. Cudos to the creator of the free Bio Generator @joshjs